'Life is nothing but a fart in the breeze, until you follow your fart and see where it goes'

Honestly, whether he’s a drug addict in Cop Out, the nice guy in Role Models, a supermarket assistant manager in The Promotion, etc…to me he is always Stifler a.k.a. the Stiff Master.

My roommate is dating a Chinese girl, so obviously when it comes to Chinese New Year, it becomes a huge deal for all of us.  Our lovely condominium has been turned into a Chinese temple.  I just could not help but to take a picture of it and posted it on my Facebook.  Sure enough, some people started commenting on it.  The conversation was just too funny not to be posted on my blog.

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Keep that in mind, son!

Looks like it’s a bit hot today in Mordor…..with no chance of precipitation whatsoever.  I guess I better bring my speedo and sunblock.  I’ll tell Frodo to pick up the ring tomorrow.

…You only have two options, Answer and Answer!

When you like a girl, please do not take too long to make a move.  If you take too much time or think too much, next thing you know you will end up like this loser in the picture below.

That is straight-up Friend Zone level 99, son!