'Life is nothing but a fart in the breeze, until you follow your fart and see where it goes'

This is so dumb, yet hilarious..

What the hell were you thinking, dude?

Assume you’re World Series of Poker (WSOP) and you finally made it to the final table.  You and one other donkey are the final two.  He puts you all in.  What would you do?

I found this Poker Decision Tree on thebachelorguy.com which I thought could be useful – in case if you happened to make the final table of WSOP.  You can print it out in a wallet-size version, or maybe print it out small enough so you can tape it to the inside of your sunglasses.

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This is pretty cool..  Someone has made an illustration of the inner structure of human body and transformed it into a subway map.  Click on the image to view the larger version.

So I guess this is what the future of Apple is like…

I saw this chart on Cracked.com and being as a huge fan of Steven Seagal, I felt like I needed to share this with you guys.  I’ve been watching Steven Seagal’s movies since I was probably 10.  Starting from his major epics (Above the Law, On a Deadly Ground, Out For Justice, etc) all the way to his straight-to-DVD Blockbusters (Mercenary For Justice, Kill Switch, etc).  Yes, it’s true – he never dies in his movies.  Even though he’s been shot at multiple times and beaten to almost-near death, somehow he would still manage to come out of it alive and end up killing everyone.  Actually, let me take it back..  I think he did die once, in Executive Decisions (with Kurt Russel and John Leguizamo).  He was only a guest-star, thus only spent total 10 minutes in the movie.  Rumor said he wasn’t aware that he was supposed to die in the movie, he got so upset he wouldn’t leave his trailer hahahha..  It took the producers hours to convince him that he WAS supposed to die in the movie because that’s what it SAID in the script.  I believe he asked for the script to be rewritten,but they said it was IMPOSSIBLE for the script to be rewritten because it would change the entire plot..  Hahahahhaa..  Poor Steven.  He’s just so not used to being dead in his movies.

Anyways, this image below shows you how (supposedly) Steven Seagal makes a movie.  Enjoy it!  Click on the image to view the larger version.