Posts from — May 2006

You mess with us, this is what you’re going to get, America!

I used to submit a lot of my friends to HotorNot.com years ago. At first, I was doing it only for fun. But then I got sort of addicted to it.

Here’s my 1st Hot or Not victim and he’s been on there for…Well, let’s just say for quite a while

Some people say he looks like Harry Potter. What do you think?

For those of you who are on Friendster, you should add him to your friend’s list.

Click here to go to his profile.

Ever tried Steven Seagal’s energy drink?

This is what they say about his energy drink:

Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!

Oh and it gets better, Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt is available in 2 great juicy flavors! Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience. Either way, you still get a powerful bolt of energy delivered into your body that Steven Seagal precisely blended for lasting maximum performance. So get ready to take on the world with new meaning with Steven Segal’s own Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!

HAHAHAHA!! Mann I really don’t know what to say…I used to be a huge big fan of his since I grew up watching all his movies (well I guess I still am now since everytime I see his new movie comes up on Netflix, I’d immediately add it to my queue list).

As I look for information about his energy drink, it gets better and better. Here’s what they say more about the energy drink:

Steven Seagal’s Energy Drink Features:

* 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
* Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
* Can has Steven Seagal’s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)

Goshh Steven, what the hell were you thinking when you came up with this idea?

My friend – let’s just call him TK – had created a website for his school project. He was in love with his Jetta so much that he dedicated this website project to his Jetta. The website is called “TK’S 1999-2003 Volkswagen Jetta Site.” (HAHAHA…!!)

I know he’s going to kill me once he finds out that I post his “website project” on my blog – but I just couldn’t help it since it really cracks me up everytime I go to the site.

Click here to go to his site. He even put up his on picture on this site. Mann you look so goofy in this picture

If this were on HotorNot.com, how would you rate the picture? 3 out of 10? Or 7 out of 10?