Earth Day is Tomorrow!! Wohooooo..!!

OK honestly, I have no reason whatsoever to be so excited about Earth Day tomorrow..  I don’t recycle, I throw away trash when I’m on the road (sometimes though, not always), and I have a tendency to waste a lot of papers printing out stuff that I don’t even need.  But this doesn’t mean I’m not going to celebrate (or encourage everyone to celebrate) Earth Day tomorrow.

In fact, after doing a very thorough research and discussing this with a bunch of people, I’ve come up with a list of things that you all can do to celebrate Earth Day:

1. Don’t drive your gas-guzzler SUV around town on Earth day (OK maybe just for 1 day)
2. Live with Amish people and trade your car with one of their horses
3. Make your kids walk home from school and pick up trash along the way
4. Separate your trash and pretend like you recycle
5. Take a refreshing dump in the park
6. For those pot smokers out there, you guys can start smoking pot that was only grown outdoors
7. Stop shaving
8. Stop throwing your empty beer/soda cans out of the car window
9. Use a sharp river stone (instead of your Mom’s leg razor) to shave your legs
10. Snap a picture of a poor, defenseless polar bear, and then you will attempt to escape before it eats you alive
11. Crank up the air conditioner in your room in order to lower Earth’s temperature
12. Gaze lovingly at an endangered species
13. Use little energy as possible by taking power nap every 15 minutes
14. Take a break from being a selfish, gas-guzzling freak
15. Construct a giant ark and make a home out of it
16. Take a part for zero population growth by continuing to never get laid
17. Start to reflect on those economic times when we were recycling cardboard rather than contemplating living in them
18. Start arranging your emails from people you hate to go straight into your recycle bin folder

Remember..  Every time you fart, a polar bear dies somewhere in the north/south pole.  Happy Earth Day!!