Nine Words Women ALWAYS Use

I think we all agree that women tend to use these following words too damn often.  It’s like when they say one thing, they expect us to do another.  They also tend to over exaggerate some things and when we respond to them, they’d say we are the ones who over exaggerate.

Damn women…  Can’t live with them, can’t live without them!

1. FINE: They always say this to end an argument when they fight and that means you better shut yourself up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she’s getting dressed, it means half an hour.  However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before doing some household chores.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm.  It means something, and you better be on your toes.  Any arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD: Warning!  This is dare, not a permission.  Don’t do it!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing).
6. THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint.  Just say “You’re welcome.”  (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says “Thanks a  LOT” – which means PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say “You’re welcome” because that will bring on a whatever).
8. WHATEVER: It’s a woman way of saying FU*K YOU!
9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man  to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?”  For the woman’s response refer to #3.