Sex Drive is… Hmmm….

My buddy convinced me to see Sex Drive because (he said) it’s R rated, shows a lot of t*ts, and funny as hell.  I knew it wasn’t really right up my alley (haha yeah right!), but I figured I might as well give it a shot since I had been pretty dissappointed with my recent choices of movies lately (i.e. Fast & Furious – pppffftttt!) and I needed to watch something funny and entertaining.

So I ended up getting the unrated version from Netflix. After 1 hour and 48 minutes watching it, these are what I’d like to say about the movies (spoiler alert!!):

• Seth Green was HILLARIOUS!  He was playing as a sardonic Amish farmer who supposedly had been to “the  other side of the world” (for Rumspringer – it’s basically an Amish tradition when one can go wild once a year) and did a lot of wild things  (i.e. yeah, I went to Vegas and did a lot of buttf**king).  Hahahahaa… He was just AWESOME and stole the scenes when on screen.  I couldn’t really stop cracking up everytime he showed up on screen hahahaaaa…
• Too many flashes of shaved black dongs!  I mean seriously, waaayy too many!  And they would show up on screen unexpectedly.  I mean, come on now!  No wonder my buddy really liked this movie.  Hmmmm.. I guess that really explains his big-ass Elton John poster on his wall and his rainbow bumper sticker…..
• James Marsden (for those of you who don’t know, he’s the guy who plays Cyclops in X-Men) was funny as hell!  He was playing as the older brother who was big time bully, kinda redneck, and drove a classic car.  It turns out the reason behind him being a big bully to his brother was to hide the fact that he’s a big-time GAY..
• If you happen to be under 18 and (obviously) going through puberty, you’ll love this movie since it shows a bunch of naked girls every 10 minutes.  Seriously though, for me – the first half hour was okay, but after that I was a little bit annoyed because these girls would just pop out of nowhere!  Like, they were at the gas station, filling up the car and all of sudden this naked girl showed up out of nowhere and walked by them.  I was like WTH?!  That was waayyy too random for me!  I mean to be honest, I don’t mind seeing movies with a lot of naked girls in them – BUT only when they show up in appropriate places, like in the bedroom, backseat of a car (in the middle of nowhere), a motel room, unattended swimming pool (at night and only lit by moonlight), beaches (ANY beaches), kitchen, the parents’ bedroom, bathroom, walk-in closet, and last but not least, under someone’s desk.
• I loooved the donut costume!  I wonder where I can get that for Halloween..

Haceem’s Movie Rating: 3 out of 5