What Do Dogs Think at a Dog Park?

I gotta admit, Holy Taco surely knows how to come up with good stuff like this flowchart below.  To all dog lovers out there, here’s a flowchart of what your dog is thinking when you take him/her out to a dog park.  As a dog owner, you may want to understand why your dog behaves the way he/she does.

My family has a dog (a golden retriever) and most of the time we don’t understand him.  One minute he wants to watch some telenovela with us, the next minute he goes out to the back terrace and sleeps.  I wasn’t a big fan of dogs before, I’d have a hard time seeing any four-legged creatures walking around the house.  But after we adopted him, it didn’t take me long to grow to adore him.  We call him Sir John.  He’s such an ideal dog for me.

Do you know why I think Sir John is such an ideal dog?  Because he’s clean, doesn’t bark, doesn’t lick, doesn’t step into puddles (because he thinks it’s dirty), and is willing to eat anything I feed him with (including warm rice with lots of spinach).  One more thing, everytime I take him out for a walk, I’d wash his feet/paws before taking him back to the house.. And he never complains about it.  Wooff.. Wooff… I woof you, Sir John.