Fox vs. Jolie

First of all, don’t get me wrong, OK.  I love Angelina Jolie as much as I love Megan Fox.  I’ve had a huge crush on Angelina ever since I saw her in GIA.  She’ll always be the top 5 hottest women on Earth in my book.  She’s one whole package, just like McDonald’s Big Breakfast Platter.  However, recently (well not really that recent; more like a couple of years ago) I developed a huge crush on Megan Fox.  She is the epitome of female HOTness.  She’s like.. I’d say, 15 out of 10.  I honestly think she isn’t just photogenic or cameragenic.  She probably looks hot as well off camera.  Her flatulence probably smells like flowers and her sweat tastes like cinnamon.

So recently Cracked.com did a comparison chart between Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox which I thought was pretty hillarious.  They said Megan Fox was the poor’s man version of Angelina Jolie.  They even said there’s no reason for Megan Fox to freak out when the media started comparing her with Angelina Jolie because it is like a five-Dollar box of wine freaking out because someone is trying to store it in a wine cellar (ouch!).