Translating Office Emails

When you work in an office environment like I do, every now and then you get all these emails from Human Resources or the Management that sometimes make me think they try to imply something behind these messages.  Anyways, yesterday I found this posting on Maxim.com where they basically translated these office emails to plain English.  Some of them are really hilarious and honestly make me believe that it is what they’re trying to say to us!