How Steven Seagal Makes a Movie

I saw this chart on Cracked.com and being as a huge fan of Steven Seagal, I felt like I needed to share this with you guys.  I’ve been watching Steven Seagal’s movies since I was probably 10.  Starting from his major epics (Above the Law, On a Deadly Ground, Out For Justice, etc) all the way to his straight-to-DVD Blockbusters (Mercenary For Justice, Kill Switch, etc).  Yes, it’s true – he never dies in his movies.  Even though he’s been shot at multiple times and beaten to almost-near death, somehow he would still manage to come out of it alive and end up killing everyone.  Actually, let me take it back..  I think he did die once, in Executive Decisions (with Kurt Russel and John Leguizamo).  He was only a guest-star, thus only spent total 10 minutes in the movie.  Rumor said he wasn’t aware that he was supposed to die in the movie, he got so upset he wouldn’t leave his trailer hahahha..  It took the producers hours to convince him that he WAS supposed to die in the movie because that’s what it SAID in the script.  I believe he asked for the script to be rewritten,but they said it was IMPOSSIBLE for the script to be rewritten because it would change the entire plot..  Hahahahhaa..  Poor Steven.  He’s just so not used to being dead in his movies.

Anyways, this image below shows you how (supposedly) Steven Seagal makes a movie.  Enjoy it!  Click on the image to view the larger version.