Jedi Mind Tricks

So I have watched all Star Wars movies – from Episode 1 to Episode 6, but for some reason I’m still not a big fan.  I just can’t get myself excited seeing all the robots, funny lookin’ aliens and humans fighting one another, watching how the fighter jets/ships playing hide and seek amongst the meteorites,  how one guy gets cloned for 1092078465 times so they can build an army out of his clones and some other crap.

However, one thing that really excites me is Jedi Mind Tricks.  Wouldn’t it be awesome though, if you have Jedi Mind Tricks and you practice it amongst your friends/families/coworkers?  Sometimes I wish I possessed Jedi Mind Tricks so if someone pisses me off, I can make him crap in his pants instantly.