Who the Hell Buys All These Stuff?

I wonder what they were thinking when they were brainstorming and trying to come up with ideas to invent all these stuff.  Seriously.  Maybe it’s a weird mix of genius + alcohol + pot?  These just look so ridiculous and honestly, I don’t think anyone in their right mind would ever buy these stuff.

Baby Toupee

I can’t really think of a single reason to get this thing for my kid (if I had one).  Do I seriously want to have my kid look like Donald Trump or Samuel L. Jackson?  I don’t get it.  Perhaps for Halloween?  I have a two-year old nephew and I know if I ever put this thing on his head, his mom would kill me for sure.  Or maybe not.

To Do Tattoo

OK so you want to go green and save the trees, right?  That’s your intention to write stuff on your palm instead of a piece of paper?  I can’t believe they actually called this “the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory.”  Terrible idea.

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

This just looks so retarded.  And if I ever see you wearing this thing around your neck, that means you are officially a retard.

Spaghetti Twirler

Are you kidding me?

Tandem Toilet

Okay I get it.  You are inseparable with your bff/spouse and a minute away from each other may cause separation anxiety between you too.  So in case if both of you would have to go to the bathroom at the same time, then Tandem Toilet is the answer.  It’s perfectly understandable.  Both of you can do your business while still spending some quality time together.

DVD Rewinder

I’m still trying to figure out if I ever need this rewinder.  Maybe in another lifetime.

Lap Pillow

I assume this is invented for lonely guys out there?  I hope they’re not using this picture in their marketing collateral because if you’re as old as that dude in the picture and still single, that’s just downright sad.

Flatulence Deodorizer

Now this is pretty cool.  As long as you have this on, then you don’t have to worry about farting 24/7 because you can fart as much as you want and nobody will notice it.  If only this comes in plumeria or cucumber melon.