Category — Nerd Jokes

Aaahh new year…  It’s a new beginning with new sets of resolutions, goals, lists of things that you’d to accomplish in the upcoming months, etc.  How long do you honestly think you will follow your new year’s resolutions?  In my case, well not so much since I have developed a tendency to forgo my new year’s resolutions a week later and sort of postpone them until the next new year comes rolling in hahahahaaa..

Legend:

• Chances you never actually made a resolution
• Time spent working out
• Likelihood you’re lying to yourself and your friends
• Difficulty of resolution
• Quality of life
• Secret chili recipes created
• Likelihood your resolution involved being couch potato, eating nachos and playing Madden, you fat f*ck!

If you’re a huge fan of Star Wars’, you’ll definitely find these Facebook status updates hilarious.  I had to give College Humor huge props for creating these which I thought was very creative hahhahaa…  Personally, I’m not really a big fan of Star Wars’, but I did watch all 6 movies because I wanted to see what the big fuss was all about.  Up to this day I still wonder what would have happened if Van Damme had played as Han Solo in the Star Wars series.

Hahaha this is pretty hilarious..  Especially if you’re really into comic stuff.  I found these when I was browsing on College Humor and thought I’d want to share these with you.

I wasn’t really into comic books until a couple of years ago when I was introduced to this guy who probably had the most collection of comic books, more than anyone I knew.  He had boxes and boxes full of comic books, and every time I went over to his place, I would just grab whatever comic book I could find, sit on his couch and read for hours.  I mean it’s not like I was really into comic books, I think I was more intrigued about all this superhero/comic book stuff.  Up until now, I still have no clue whatsoever which ones are the good guys and which the bad guys..  Hahaha….

So today I was doing my daily browsing where I’d spend hours and hours browsing on the Internet and read some useless and random articles/facts about anything until I found this posting on Comic Alliance about Superhero Facebook Status Updates.

This is the ugliest Star Wars picture I’ve ever seen in my life..  Darth Vader, C3P0, Princess Leia, Jar Jar Binks, R2D2, and Jabba the Hunt posing together in someone’s backyard.

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