Category — Nerd Jokes

I wasn’t really into comic books until a couple of years ago when I was introduced to this guy who probably had the most collection of comic books, more than anyone I knew.  He had boxes and boxes full of comic books, and every time I went over to his place, I would just grab whatever comic book I could find, sit on his couch and read for hours.  I mean it’s not like I was really into comic books, I think I was more intrigued about all this superhero/comic book stuff.  Up until now, I still have no clue whatsoever which ones are the good guys and which the bad guys..  Hahaha….

So today I was doing my daily browsing where I’d spend hours and hours browsing on the Internet and read some useless and random articles/facts about anything until I found this posting on Comic Alliance about Superhero Facebook Status Updates.

This is the ugliest Star Wars picture I’ve ever seen in my life..  Darth Vader, C3P0, Princess Leia, Jar Jar Binks, R2D2, and Jabba the Hunt posing together in someone’s backyard.

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If you’re a computer illiterate, I’d suggest you print out this flowchart below.  Who knows maybe it’ll help you when you have issues with your computer.

Since I recently posted a screenshot of Satan’s Facebook profile on my blog, I figured I should post a screenshot of God’s Facebook profile as well.  Good thing is I’m already on his friends list, but I’m hoping he would someday grant my wish to be on his Top Friends list…

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!  Hahahahaaaa…  Apparently Satan himself has a profile on Facebook..  I wonder if he’s actually friends with God.

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In case if you read this and feel offended, I just want you to know that I’m not the one who came up with all these astrology stuff. Adam Sandler did.

Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 – April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 – May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 – June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 – July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.