Category — Ouch!

I swear this is the most messed-up kiss I’ve ever seen in my life.

They look like they’re about to eat each other alive.  My goodness….If I hadn’t known this was TLC’s new show, The Virgin Diaries, I would’ve thought this was a documentary show about zombies since that guy looks straight up like a zombie…LOL!

I was in a cab with my roommate earlier this morning, and we were talking about a bunch of stuff with the cab driver.  I then said something about how excited I am to have a new roommate moving in (yes, a very nice French lady is moving in with us) because she has a Dyson vacuum cleaner.  As you all probably know, Dyson vacuum cleaners are known to be very all high-tech and expensive as hell.  So I told the cab driver how I am really looking forward to using it to vacuum our place since I like to keep everything clean and organized.

And then he responded, “Oh so you like sucking?”

How the hell am I supposed to respond to that?

Thanks Holy Taco for putting this flowchart together!  I seriously loved it when I saw it..  Although, I’m not sure if I’m going to die because of an erection that’s going to last for more than 4 hours.

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!  I found this when I was having lunch, and literally almost choked..  Hands down I think this is the best prank ever!!

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This is the reason why it’s really important to log immediately out of Facebook after you’re done.  Especially when you’re using someone else’s computer or your roommate is borrowing your computer hahahhaaa..

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This is hilarious..  I guess now her dad knows that his daughter likes to dip in chocolate hahahaaa…