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	<title>Go Haceem! &#187; Ouch!</title>
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		<title>The Most Messed-Up Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ouch!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[That's just NASTY!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I swear this is the most messed-up kiss I&#8217;ve ever seen in my life.
They look like they&#8217;re about to eat each other alive.   My goodness&#8230;.If I hadn&#8217;t known this was TLC&#8217;s new show, The Virgin Diaries, I would&#8217;ve thought this was a documentary show about zombies since that guy looks straight up like a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I swear this is the most messed-up kiss I&#8217;ve ever seen in my life.</p>
<p>They look like they&#8217;re about to eat each other alive.   My goodness&#8230;.If I hadn&#8217;t known this was TLC&#8217;s new show, The Virgin Diaries, I would&#8217;ve thought this was a documentary show about zombies since that guy looks straight up like a zombie&#8230;LOL!</p>
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		<title>Vacuuming = Sucking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 08:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a cab with my roommate earlier this morning, and we were talking about a bunch of stuff with the cab driver.  I then said something about how excited I am to have a new roommate moving in (yes, a very nice French lady is moving in with us) because she has a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in a cab with my roommate earlier this morning, and we were talking about a bunch of stuff with the cab driver.  I then said something about how excited I am to have a new roommate moving in (yes, a very nice French lady is moving in with us) because she has a Dyson vacuum cleaner.  As you all probably know, Dyson vacuum cleaners are known to be very all high-tech and expensive as hell.  So I told the cab driver how I am really looking forward to using it to vacuum our place since I like to keep everything clean and organized.</p>
<p>And then he responded, <em>&#8220;Oh so you like sucking?&#8221;</em></p>
<p>How the hell am I supposed to respond to that?</p>
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		<title>How are You Going to Die?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks Holy Taco for putting this flowchart together!  I seriously loved it when I saw it..  Although, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m going to die because of an erection that&#8217;s going to last for more than 4 hours.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Holy Taco for putting this flowchart together!  I seriously loved it when I saw it..  Although, I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m going to die because of an erection that&#8217;s going to last for more than 4 hours.</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re a Werewolf?</title>
		<link>http://gohaceem.com/2009/10/youre-a-werewolf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ouch!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!  I found this when I was having lunch, and literally almost choked..  Hands down I think this is the best prank ever!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!  I found this when I was having lunch, and literally almost choked..  Hands down I think this is the best prank ever!!</p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Gay on Facebook?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the reason why it&#8217;s really important to log immediately out of Facebook after you&#8217;re done.  Especially when you&#8217;re using someone else&#8217;s computer or your roommate is borrowing your computer hahahhaaa..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the reason why it&#8217;s really important to log <strong>immediately</strong> out of Facebook after you&#8217;re done.  Especially when you&#8217;re using someone else&#8217;s computer or your roommate is borrowing your computer hahahhaaa..</p>
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		<title>Daddy&#8217;s Girl is All Grown Up.. Another Facebook Incident</title>
		<link>http://gohaceem.com/2009/10/daddys-girl-is-all-grown-up-another-facebook-incident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haceem</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ouch!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is hilarious..  I guess now her dad knows that his daughter likes to dip in chocolate hahahaaa&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is hilarious..  I guess now her dad knows that his daughter likes to dip in chocolate hahahaaa&#8230;</p>
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