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Masturbation

Haceem — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:10:17 +0000

This is so dumb, yet hilarious..

What Would Happen If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines..

Haceem — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:18:26 +0000

OK so I got this from coolmaterial.com. It’s about what would happen if men wrote women’s magazines. As you probably know, most women’s magazines out there give all kinds of advice to women on how to please men in bed, perfect meal for men, what to buy for men on their birthdays, etc. On the surface, yes it’s nice that these women’s magazines give out tips and hints to women which aren’t necessarily right but enough to get them on the right track. In reality, we feel that these tips and hits are really lacking of.. Much needed men’s insights.

So what would happen if these women’s magazines were written by men?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Haceem — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:43:17 +0000

I’d like to take this opportunity tonight to wish all the couples out there a very Happy Valentine’s Day! Please safe sex and don’t be too rough in bed hahahaha…

Also, as a huge fan of LOST, I’d like to share with you all some LOST Valentine’s Day greeting cards which you can send to your loved ones – assuming your loved ones are also LOST fans.

How Girls Rate Boys (and Vice Versa)

Haceem — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:41:52 +0000

If you want to put this mathematically, below is the perfect equation to see how girls rate boys and vice versa. I really like the note in the bottom that says “These variables go from 0-1. For example women scoring 0 on ‘looks’ for men means a total score for 0.”

Click on the image to see the larger version.

Pornography Facts

Haceem — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 04:57:22 +0000

Heh this is pretty interesting.. First of all, I’d like to say that I’m not really into porn, let alone addicted to it. So don’t think anything funny when you see this posting, OK? I found this pornography facts when I was browsing and thought I’d post this on my blog since I found it very interesting and amusing.

For instance, did you know Utah was the highest consumption of porn, per capita? I mean, this is the land of Mormons!! Seriously though.. Who would’ve thought behind a smiling, polite and goofy lookin’ Mormon lies a repressed sexuality kinky Mormon freak who’s ready to devour porn that comes before him/her. Interesting, isn’t it?

Sexual Positions For the Lonely and the Loveless

Haceem — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:16:17 +0000

Hahahahaaa this is pretty funny.. Well for those of you who are single, lonely and loveless, please find these recommended sexual positions for you, not guaranteed to get you a happy ending though – but at least these would keep you busy for a few minutes and make you forget about your loneliness.