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Friend Zone

Haceem — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:52:51 +0000

When you like a girl, please do not take too long to make a move. If you take too much time or think too much, next thing you know you will end up like this loser in the picture below.

That is straight-up Friend Zone level 99, son!

The Most Messed-Up Kiss

Haceem — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:13:03 +0000

I swear this is the most messed-up kiss I’ve ever seen in my life.

They look like they’re about to eat each other alive. My goodness….If I hadn’t known this was TLC’s new show, The Virgin Diaries, I would’ve thought this was a documentary show about zombies since that guy looks straight up like a zombie…LOL!

Kid Looks For a Prom Date

Haceem — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 07:13:59 +0000

This is way too funny!

I guess as long as you are under 300 lbs, then you’ll definitely be qualified for his date. Oh and also, you have to master the art of dirty dancing and be willing to do some “stuff” after the prom. I hope it’s PG-13 stuff.

Masturbation

Haceem — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:10:17 +0000

This is so dumb, yet hilarious..

What Would Happen If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines..

Haceem — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:18:26 +0000

OK so I got this from coolmaterial.com. It’s about what would happen if men wrote women’s magazines. As you probably know, most women’s magazines out there give all kinds of advice to women on how to please men in bed, perfect meal for men, what to buy for men on their birthdays, etc. On the surface, yes it’s nice that these women’s magazines give out tips and hints to women which aren’t necessarily right but enough to get them on the right track. In reality, we feel that these tips and hits are really lacking of.. Much needed men’s insights.

So what would happen if these women’s magazines were written by men?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Haceem — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:43:17 +0000

I’d like to take this opportunity tonight to wish all the couples out there a very Happy Valentine’s Day! Please safe sex and don’t be too rough in bed hahahaha…

Also, as a huge fan of LOST, I’d like to share with you all some LOST Valentine’s Day greeting cards which you can send to your loved ones – assuming your loved ones are also LOST fans.