Winners and losers were determined based on the portfolio value after the end of the season (3-month long season). The winners were basically the ones that managed to be in 40th percentile, and they get to pick the restaurant for free lunch – which would be sponsored by the losers. Also, every season we would pick one guy to be the Commissioner. His job is to make sure everyone follows the rules and the losers would pay up for free lunch for the winners at the end of the season. Luckily for me, this Season I was the Commissioner.

Anyhoo, we had just wrapped up another season of HSX and I sent out an email to all the players:

Haceem:

HSX Season III is Over..And it’s time for FREE LUNCH!!! Woohooo…! Following are the current positions on HSX:

1. iv05an H$11,075,089.15
2. themovieking H$10,480,712.14
3. Haceem H$5,585,323.29
4. Bradlby H$4,041,893.07
5. paulc79302 H$1,991,765.74
6. EsiteJohn H$1,963,188.77
7. discomoe H$1,732,865.06
8. dolemite43 H$514,382.18
9. ThePsion5 H$466,311.66

So how are we going to do this? The Bottom four get free lunch for the top four and the middle one doesn’t buy nor get free lunch? Just like we did last season? Or maybe you guys have better ideas? John John, do you think you can organize this since…uhm…You’re one of the bottom four?

We can order pizza or something. And for the top four, do you guys have any preference of what kind of pizza that you’d like to have? Pizza Hut? Papa John’s? Dominos?

paulc79302:

All you guys had to do was reset your account to beat me!

—— When you start the season, you’re given 2 million Hollywood Dollars that you use to purchase/trade the stocks. You’re also allowed to reset your account once in the season that will revert your portfolio value to 2 million. People usually do this whenever their funds are depleted because of bad investments, etc ——

discomoe:

What’s a movie?

ThePsion5:

Curse you Toy Story 3! I will not forget this treachery!

iv05an:

Top 4 I think we need to hit these guys up for more than just poorly made pizzas.

Haceem:

Heh…I agree. Unfortunately, it all depends on their budget for our free lunch. What do you think, John John? Can you talk to your bottom four boys about this? Maybe you boys can get together and cook something for us and bring it to work the next day?

themovieking:

I’d settle for escargot, foie gras, and paté – anything less and I’ll start a riot.

paulc79302:

Are vegetarians allowed to eat snails?

Haceem:

I think so…If they’re organic snails.

themovieking:

Only when they’re free

—— And we still didn’t reach the conclusion until the next day… ——

Haceem:

OK fellas,

After lengthy and exhausting discussion with some of the members in Top Four and Bottom Four as well….Finally we have reached agreements for our HSX Free Lunch:

1. Lunch will take place 12:15 tomorrow.

2. For EsiteJohn, dolemite43, ThePsion5, and discomoe – please bring $5 tomorrow. I’ll go upstairs and collect it from you guys.

3. Since paulc79302 is in the middle, he doesn’t have to participate in this. However, he’s welcome to come to HSX Free Lunch and entertain the Top Four (whether telling us some jokes, juggling bowling pins, or doing some David Blaine-street-magic thing, anything…).

4. Since iv05an wants some pineapples in his pizza, but EsiteJohn doesn’t like pineapples and wants some humus instead; and I want some onions, but Bradlby is allergic to onions; while themovieking only wants some cheese pizzas but everyone wants to have toppings on their pizzas; and iv05an can’t handle any veggies on his pizzas…Sigh….So anyways, in order to make everyone happy, I have decided to order the pizza with ground beef and onions (Heh sorry Brad..). Also, I’m getting some cheesy bread for themovieking since he only eats anything with cheese in it.

Thank you

ThePsion5:

Actually, I am horribly, deathly allergic to all ingredients on pizza with the exception of anchovies and orange juice, so if you could please order me an Anchovie-OJ pizza I would appreciate it. Just tell them to use anchovies instead of dough.

Haceem:

Guys,

How about Domino’s Pizza?

I’ve got a coupon here for 2 large 2 topping pizzas & an order of cheesy bread for $20.

EsiteJohn, discomoe, ThePsion5, and dolemite43 – it’ll only cost each of you $5 for this. We can do it either today or tomorrow, it’s up to you guys.

What about the toppings? Any suggestions? I’ll go with mushroom and ground beef.

dolemite43:

Just so you know. I would have won this thing, but HSX never allowed me to reset my account all season long. I tried like 20 times. I emailed them, but they wouldn’t allow me to reset my account.

$5 is fine for Domino’s. Tomorrow or Monday would work better for me. I vote for just cheese and their deep dish pizza if that’s still around.

themovieking:

Are you kidding me? All I get is cheesy bread? No pizza for me? Man…

Haceem:

Ah OK…

2 large pizzas with ground beef and green peppers (and cheesy bread, especially ordered for themovieking!).

dolemite43:

Erik (discomoe) told me he has an important date right after work and that onions would be best left off the pizza.

EsiteJohn:

Yeah, that’s not fair Mr. Commisioner!!! These pizza topping choices are completely ridiculous. I refuse to participate until a PROPER consensus is reached. Who’s with me?!

Viva la revolucion!

discomoe:

What’s a pizza?

iv05an:

What an Erik?

themovieking:

What’s HSX?

iv05an:

No pizza for you

Haceem:

No ‘cheese’ pizza for you..

iv05an:

I think it just easier for everyone if we just order one cheese and one ground beef, or we can go out and ya cheap skates and actually buy us lunch the right way.

themovieking:

I’m in John – fight the power. Why is it that both pizzas have to have the same toppings? Could we not have one with beef, chicken, sausage, anchovies, onions, and jalapenos and have one with just cheese?

dolemite43:

If it’s just two Pizzas… Then I think Ivan (iv05an) should pick one of them and Tavis (themovieking) the other. Since they were the top two. They should be the “deciders.”

I was all for going out to lunch when I was able to actually play the game, but now that I’m in the bottom it should be the meal that was given to me the last two times!

discomoe:

Charlie…I know you still have that “cat litter” desert from Halloween in your freezer. Bring that in and we’ll call it a day.

paulc79302:

Why don’t you guys do halves? So, one will have half ground beef and half extra cheese, and the other will have half onions and half green peppers.

Haceem:

Well the coupon says we can get 2 large with 2 toppings for 20 bucks. Unless if the Bottom Four boys don’t want to use coupon, that’s fine with me. I was just trying to help you boys.

OK let’s do halves then. One pizza will have half ground beef and half green peppers, and the other one plain cheese pizza. And we are still getting some cheesy bread (since the coupon offers it). What do you guys think?

EsiteJohn:

Haceem:

That looks good. How much is it?

EsiteJohn:

I’m not going to do your job for you. Have a little pride in your work.

Jeez…

ThePsion5:

Stroke of genius? I’ll let you decide:

4 pizza eaters / 2 pizzas = 0.5 pizzas/eater

which yields

Can’t you guys just get what you want on each pizza half? (somehow my math is going to be wrong, watch…)

paulc79302:

From this point forward, please remove me from any further replies because I do not care.

dolemite43:

From this point forward, please remove me from any further replies because I do not care.

Thanks,
Charlie

p.s. Just playin’ y’all.. Sounds good.

—— We finally ended up having 2 large pizza (from Pizza Hut; not Domino’s), one was cheese pizza and the other one was chicken supreme pizza (with lots of onions, olives, and green peppers). And no cheesy bread for themovieking. ——

Well how was it digusting? Heh, yeah so my roommate decided to pull a MacGyver. Having no fancy plumbing tools and zero plumbing experience, he decided to use hmm..(Well something which you’re about to find out later)..to get the hair out of the pipe. We then took turns to do it which in the end, we finally got most hair out of the pipe. But the whole experience itself has turned into a nightmare for me and I’m still haunted by it everytime I look at the sink.

Anyhow, the next day I was talking to madchick about it, and she told me that what I did was nothing compared to what she did.

madchick: i went through some crazy shit myself few years ago
Haceem: oh yeah like what
madchick: so i am sure his is nothing
madchick: its too gross to even tell
Haceem: tell me
Haceem: then i’ll tell you
madchick: lol
madchick: ok so this was like years ago
Haceem: right
madchick: i was at my cousin’s vising to DC
madchick: i was living in NJ at rge time
Haceem: k
madchick: so i took a shit
madchick: and the flush wont work
madchick: i tried to fix it
Haceem: HAHAHAHA
Haceem: ohh
madchick: but it wont do anything
madchick: i was too embarrassed to tell my cuzins
Haceem: don’t tell me you grabbed it using toilet paper?
madchick: so i took the shit out
madchick: lol
madchick: yes
Haceem: aw shit
madchick: so gross
Haceem: OUCH
madchick: the nastiest thing ever
Haceem: with what???
Haceem: your bare hands?
madchick: with bounty
madchick: NO dude
madchick: bounty paper
Haceem: and what did you do with it?
madchick: i finished the whole dam thing
madchick: threw it in the trash can
madchick: lol
Haceem: aw shittt are u serious?
Haceem: that trash can must’ve smelled awful
Haceem: did anyone notice?
Haceem: the smell?
madchick: ok so
madchick: i went to the kitchen
madchick: pretending to throw somethin in the garbage
madchick: and it was thankfully full
Haceem: aw that’s just nasty!!
madchick: i was like to my cuz ..hey let me throw the trash out
Haceem: damn
madchick: i think the one in the bathroom is also full
madchick: where do i throw i tout
madchick: lol
madchick: so once i figured it out
madchick: i threw it all out
madchick: but it was pretty gross
Haceem: aw shitt hell yeah it’s gross!!!
Haceem: awwww
Haceem: damnit
Haceem: why did you have to tell me this?!
madchick: u asked for it
madchick: now its ur turn
madchick: cant be bad as my experience
Haceem: i think i’m beginning to have all these visions..
madchick: lol
Haceem: ..you taking a crap and pick it up one by one with a paper towel
madchick: yeha it was pretty traumatic
Haceem: i bet
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: how did it feel though?
Haceem: was it very….cushy?
Haceem: hahahhahahaha
Haceem: or hard as a rock?
Haceem: if it was hard, that means you need to eat a lot of bananas and spinach
madchick: lol
madchick: ok
madchick: i dont want to think abt it
madchick: its gross
Haceem: damnit
Haceem: that’s just gross
Haceem: hahahaha
Haceem: well thanks for sharing
madchick: so what did u use
Haceem: hahahhaa
Haceem: he used the plunger
Haceem: for the freaking sink
Haceem: i was like you used what?!
madchick: lol
madchick: oh god
madchick: i knew it
Haceem: he said yeah i had to use it..good thing i got most of the hair out
Haceem: so now it’s ur turn
madchick: remind me never to use ur sink if i ever get invited to ur place
Haceem: i said, well i ain’t touch that thing…especially using it to fix the freakin sink. i’m gonna call the maintenance guy
Haceem: hahahah shut upp
Haceem: he just laughed
madchick: lol unless u get the sink replaced
Haceem: so i called up the maintenance guy….i got the voice mail saying that they don’t work on weekends
Haceem: and i was gonna get some tools from home depot…but somehow i know i’m going to mess up something because i’m just not really good at fixing anything
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: so i was like, fuck it..i’ll use the damn thing…
madchick: yes i can tell from ur hair
madchick: lol
Haceem: hahaha whatever
madchick: how good u are “at fixing” things
Haceem: hey i know i’m good with my hands. but when it comes to fixing househould stuff, not really good at it
Haceem: hahahahhahaha
Haceem:
madchick: lol
madchick: god iw as just abt toforget that nightmare
Haceem: i guess..
Haceem: ..i’ll have to remind myself not to shake your hands
Haceem: or maybe touch it
Haceem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
madchick: lol
madchick: trust me
Haceem: oh man
madchick: i wanted to wash my hands with acid
madchick: lol i figured id die
madchick: so i finished thefreaking anti bacterial soap
Haceem: i’d rather embarass myself than touching my own crap..seriously
madchick: i was in the bathroom for an hour
madchick: doing all this
Haceem: you didn’t even take a shower?
madchick: my cousins were watching a movie
madchick: they were like dam where the hell did she go
madchick: i did eventually
madchick: i didnt want to run
madchick: its one of those freakin half bathrooms
Haceem: good thing you didn’t have diarrhea
Haceem: hahahaha half bathroom…
madchick: oh god
madchick: i would have burned the dam thing down
Haceem: hahhahahaha
madchick: and pretend like it was an accident
Haceem: you would’ve probably used the vacuum cleaner…
Haceem: hahahhahaha
madchick: so i always make the flush works
Haceem: to vacuum the whole thing and burn the vacuum cleaner
madchick: when i have to take a dump at anyones house
madchick: thats so gross
Haceem: you know what you should do..if it happens again next time
Haceem: you should get a glass or cup..or a pot
Haceem: fill it with water and just start pouring water to the toilet
Haceem: it’ll slowly flush it down the toilet
Haceem: it takes time
madchick: lol thanks
Haceem: but at least you won’t have to pick up your own crap and toss it in the trash can……awwcchhhhh arrgghh
madchick: can we stop talking abt this sitty experience ?
madchick: shitty*
madchick: literally shitty
madchick: lol
Haceem: i’m gonna have to copy and paste this convo on my blog
Haceem: hahahahhaha
Haceem: it’s too funny
Haceem: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Haceem: http://haceem.blogspot.com
madchick: NOway
madchick: imma kill you
madchick: so gross
Haceem: AHHAHAHAHA
Haceem: it’s funny!!
Haceem: hahahhahaha..
madchick: u betetr not be posting it up
madchick: lol
madchick: ill kill u
Haceem: hahahhahaha
Haceem: well let me think about it
madchick: lol
madchick: no thinking
Haceem: heh heh heh….
Haceem: i’m soo tempted to post it
Haceem: seriously
madchick: dude
Haceem: what
madchick: the only reason i told u is because u wont tell me what happened
madchick: not so that u can post it up
madchick: so no
Haceem: did it smell?
madchick: i closed my nose
madchick: lol
madchick: its shit for godsake
Haceem: how did it feel?
madchick: and doesnt matter if its asian shit
Haceem: you never answered my question
madchick: still stinks
Haceem: hahhahaha
madchick: its mushy i guess
Haceem: i bet it smelled like curry!
Haceem: was it dark brown? or light yellow? or just yellow?
madchick: i dont remember
Haceem: well try to remember
Haceem: it’s very important
madchick: lol not
Haceem: hahahhaa

Having movie discussions with one of my co-workers (let’s just call him JohnJohn) around lunch time is also something that I really enjoy doing. Sometimes we do it in person; other times we just do it over IM. It’s actually pretty nice way to start your lunch time – talk a little bit about some big-budget chick flick that failed to make box office or some weird Korean/Japanese movies that involve a girl being electrocuted or a guy cutting his own tongue with a pair of scissors.

So I’ve decided to post our IM convos (between me – Haceem, and JohnJohn) since I’ve found them pretty hillarious. JohnJohn, if you read this, please don’t be offended. Don’t worry, I won’t reveal your true identity here in my blog…heh heh heh

— On Match Point… —
JohnJohn: have you seen Match Point?
Haceem: yes
JohnJohn: is it any good?
Haceem: oh yeah…it’s really good
Haceem: it’s a little bit different though compared to his other movies
Haceem: you’ll like it
JohnJohn: my wife is insisting we watch National Treasure next
Haceem: oh no
Haceem: please don’t
Haceem: seriously
Haceem: it’s entertaining..but it’s simply dumb
Haceem: get match point..i’m sure you both will love it
JohnJohn: i think i have to… she’s brought it up everytime my net flix come in “Boogie Nights? Mystery Science Theater? When are we going to see National Treasure?”
JohnJohn: I might do Nat. Treasure and The Island back to back
Haceem: HAHAHA!
Haceem: ohhh the island? man i don’t think you’ll enjoy that one
JohnJohn: i need to get her to settle down about these crappy movies
Haceem: it sucks…the only good thing about that movie is scarlet johannson
Haceem: everything else pretty much sucks…

— On Nacho Libre… —
Haceem: see Nacho Libre man…
Haceem: ..i forgot to tell you. i actually saw it last weekend. it was hillarious
JohnJohn: trailers look kind of stupid
Haceem: couldn’t stop laughing during the movie..jack black was funny as hell..
Haceem: nooo
Haceem: trust me
Haceem: you’ll love it
Haceem: it’s so hillarious

— On The Ringer… —
JohnJohn: you watched THe Ringer?!!
Haceem: hahah yes
Haceem: mann that movie is sooo funnyy
Haceem: it’s just so wrong..but funny as hell!
JohnJohn: dude… its like… making fun of retarded people. What the hell?
Haceem: hey like i said, it’s wrong…
Haceem: …but it’s funnyyy
Haceem: funny thing was, when i watched it, i was really impressed with how good the actors were – playing as idiots..later i realized when i watched the “behind the scenes”, they were really retarted.
JohnJohn: you are a terrible person
Haceem: HAHAHAHA

— On Meteor Man?! —
Haceem: another movie recommendation for you..
Haceem: http://theory.isthereason.com/?p=1043
JohnJohn: awesome. I bet its even better than Meteor Man
Haceem: it’s broken link
JohnJohn: weird. oh well.

— On some cheesy classic movies… —
Haceem: Paul (Paul Schneider) lives in a small Southern town where he’s made a sexual conquest of nearly every single, eligible female. Every one, that is, except for his best friend’s sister, Noel (Zooey Deschanel), a committed virgin. When Paul falls unexpectedly for Noel, he swears he’s not out for sex and seeks to prove it — but he finds love much harder to manage than plain lust.
Haceem: you recommended this movie to me?
Haceem: geez man..just by reading the story, i know it’s going to suck
JohnJohn: then why would somebody give it 5 stars? Somebody who also gave 81/2, North by Northwest and Breathless the same rating?
JohnJohn: those are all film classics
JohnJohn: So… watch it and tell me.
Haceem: north by northwest?? what movie is that? is it about an airplane or something?
Haceem: breathless??
Haceem: classic huh? you meant, classic chick flicks?
JohnJohn: I can understand that you don’t recognize Breathless… but North by Northwest? Hitchcock? Gregory Peck?
Haceem: ow hitchcock…heh i guess it must be in b&w
JohnJohn: uh. no, its not. jeez
JohnJohn: maybe you should put THAT on your queu instead
Haceem: breathless..what is it about? is it a cowboy movie?
JohnJohn: no. it is not about cowboys.
Haceem: well then what is it about?
JohnJohn: its a french movie from the late fifties/early 60s. It’s in black and white. Its a big deal because it used jump cuts
Haceem: it’s not chick-flick, is it?
Haceem: ow b&w
JohnJohn: I don’t think they had “chick flicks” back then
Haceem: heh no wonder i hadn’t heard about it before
Haceem: i think they did..but the term was not popular back then
Haceem: jump cuts?
JohnJohn: yeah… like… you know in old movies how they have “scenes”… like, the mom comes in with a plate of cookies for the kids, and they talk and then mom walks out and they play some music and they go on to the next scene. A jump cut would just get rid of all the mom walling into the room bullshit
JohnJohn: its used in movies and shows so much you dont even notice it anymore
JohnJohn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathless
Haceem: hmm ok..
Haceem: sounds pretty interesting
Haceem: although..i highly doubt i’ll know anyone from the movie
JohnJohn: what.. in Breathless?
Haceem: yea
JohnJohn: yeah, not so much
Haceem: i think i’m going to add it to my queue someday..when i run out of movies to see on netflix
Haceem: another recommendation: Hollow Man 2
Haceem: saw it last night
JohnJohn: you shuold have an eternal supply as long as Stephen Segal keeps making his epics
JohnJohn: Hollow Man 2? Are you kidding?
JohnJohn: how can that movie not suck?
Haceem: hahahhaa
Haceem: actually forget hollow man 2
Haceem: are you in the mood of watching something romantic?
JohnJohn: wtf?
Haceem: i’d recommend One Fine Day
JohnJohn: what the hell isthat?
Haceem: i’m just asking
Haceem: One Fine Day…george clooney and michele pfeifer
Haceem: you haven’t seen it?? mann that’s what i call a classic
Haceem: it was made in 96
Haceem: in color…which is better
Haceem: hahahha
JohnJohn: yeah, now I remember that. That movie bombed
JohnJohn: it was supposed to be terrible
Haceem: nooo it wasn’t
Haceem: it was actually pretty good…i happened to be listening to its soundtrack right now..that’s why i figure i’d recommend you to see the movie
JohnJohn: and yet you won’t watch the movie I reccommended?
Haceem: becausee….
Haceem: …you keep recommending me to see all these b&w movies
Haceem: i get headache everytime i see b&w movies…
JohnJohn: what are you talking about? I never reccommended a b&w movie!
Haceem: i feel like i’m color blind or something
Haceem: i thought you said breathless was in b&w
JohnJohn: this is a romance movie! It sounded like dawson’s creek! That is right up your alley!
Haceem: HAHAHA
JohnJohn: yeah, Breathless is… I never reccommended that though
JohnJohn: the other one
JohnJohn: you need to watch the other one
Haceem: ow the other one…
Haceem: ok the plane movie
JohnJohn: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haceem: northwest something, right?
JohnJohn: all the real girls
Haceem: oww all the real girls
Haceem: gotcha
Haceem: man this movie is only about sex
Haceem: it sounds like this french movie that i saw a couple of years ago..it’s an indie french movie
Haceem: it was about a brother and sister living together and they play sex games or something. one day, one of their friends come to visit and stay with them. eventually, he ends up participating in these games
Haceem: it was pretty sick
JohnJohn: and what does this have to do with “all the real girls”? I guess there is kissing in both….

— On Lady in the Water… —
JohnJohn: yeah, I might get it from Netflix. The eagles and narfs or whatever don’t bother me (I like Lord of the Rings). M. Night Shyamalamanan being in half the movie DOES bother me
Haceem: oh yeah!!
Haceem: he was one of the main characters!!
Haceem: i think he did a pretty good job playing his character….but didn’t do a good job directing this movie
Haceem: i like the concept and the storyline….but i think the editing that made this movie bad
JohnJohn: no. i hate seeing Smalayanana in his movies. Its like “hire an actor ok, mr fancy pants.”
JohnJohn: well… I’ll netflix it
Haceem: it’s Shamalan, john
JohnJohn: Shmhlananana
Haceem: well usually he would only show up for like 5 mins in his movies
Haceem: but this one is an exception…
Haceem: he was in half of the movie!

mrayman72: you just got one?
mrayman72: only one?
mrayman72: have you decided on a costume for monday?
mrayman72: you have to top last year…

— For the past 2 years, I have been 2nd place winner for my Halloween Costumes. 1st year I dressed up as my CEO (Something I will not recommend to you guys) and 2nd year I dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz (pictures will be available upon request) —

Haceem: hey i’m doing my research man
mrayman72: how do you research?
mrayman72: i need costume ideas…
Haceem: you’re gonna wear a costume this year, right?
mrayman72: if i get inspiration
mrayman72: any ideas?
mrayman72: why dont u dress up as bono from u2?
Haceem: heh? bono? nahh man..that’s not really showing creativity
Haceem: and it’s not unique
mrayman72: oh
mrayman72: see, i am not good at coming up with ideas for this
mrayman72: so i probably wont dress up
Haceem: how about a french maid
Haceem: you should dress up as a french maid
Haceem: you’ll win
mrayman72: nah
mrayman72: what else do you got?
Haceem: you want to win, right?
mrayman72: who doesnt?
Haceem: how about a jewish santa
mrayman72: that makes no sense
Haceem: instead of wearing all red, you’ll be wearing black
mrayman72: why black?
Haceem: exactly! it doesn’t make sense, but it’s unique
Haceem: remember what jason wore last year?
mrayman72: the israeli colors are blue and white
Haceem: hugh hefer
Haceem: ok blue and white then
mrayman72: hugh heffner, not hefer
mrayman72: how about as trump?
mrayman72: nah – boring
Haceem: no
mrayman72: what else?
Haceem: how about harry potter
Haceem: 45 year old harry potter
Haceem: he he he
mrayman72: harry potter is so over
Haceem: it’s not
Haceem: the movie is coming out in a few weeks
mrayman72: yeah
mrayman72: i dont think so
Haceem: i still think you should go as a french maid
Haceem: you’ll win
Haceem: i’m telling you
Haceem: it’s so unexpected
mrayman72: what goes on inside your head?
Haceem: hey i’m giving you some ideas ok
mrayman72: think of something else
Haceem: how about bob marley
Haceem: and for the performance, you can lip sync some of his songs
mrayman72: performance?
Haceem: yeahh
Haceem: the performance is the key, my friend..
Haceem: don’t you have to perform or something?
mrayman72: i dont perform
Haceem: hold on let me check the email
Haceem: presentation and wow factor
mrayman72: still got nothing
Haceem: how about a ballerina
mrayman72: why are you trying to see me in drag?
Haceem: hey, there are male ballerinas
mrayman72: oy
Haceem: you watched old school right?
mrayman72: yes
Haceem: remember the part when will ferrel dressed up in a ballerina costume
mrayman72: no
Haceem: and started performing in school gy,
Haceem: gym
Haceem: he’s wearing all pink
mrayman72: keep thinking