Category — WTH Are You Thinking?

Tsk tsk tsk…  I find this very very disturbing.

I gotta admit, Holy Taco surely knows how to come up with good stuff like this flowchart below.  To all dog lovers out there, here’s a flowchart of what your dog is thinking when you take him/her out to a dog park.  As a dog owner, you may want to understand why your dog behaves the way he/she does.

My family has a dog (a golden retriever) and most of the time we don’t understand him.  One minute he wants to watch some telenovela with us, the next minute he goes out to the back terrace and sleeps.  I wasn’t a big fan of dogs before, I’d have a hard time seeing any four-legged creatures walking around the house.  But after we adopted him, it didn’t take me long to grow to adore him.  We call him Sir John.  He’s such an ideal dog for me.

Do you know why I think Sir John is such an ideal dog?  Because he’s clean, doesn’t bark, doesn’t lick, doesn’t step into puddles (because he thinks it’s dirty), and is willing to eat anything I feed him with (including warm rice with lots of spinach).  One more thing, everytime I take him out for a walk, I’d wash his feet/paws before taking him back to the house.. And he never complains about it.  Wooff.. Wooff… I woof you, Sir John.

This is wayy too damn funny!  I’m not sure if I should feel sorry for them for being so desperate to have children, or amazed how clearly they took stupidity to the next level.

I have a co-worker who used to live in Japan for about a year and recently he told me about this reality show where a guy (named Nasubi) was stripped naked, locked inside a small apartment alone with no food, household goods, and entertainment; and was told that they were going to keep him there for over a year until he had won One Million Yen! And he could only get the food and other necessities by participating in contests.

That’s insane! Here’s the article if you want to read more about it:
http://www.quirkyjapan.or.tv/nasubi.html

Some things that Nasubi won during his year and three months of “Living off contests”: 2 vacuums, rice (4 times, 35 kg), shoes, a watermelon, a cutlery set, ice cream, chocolates, natto (twice), bicycle, television (no antennae in the apartment), a globe, stuffed animals, dental care products, videos, pickled egg plant, a poster of Hirose Ryoko, free tickets to the Spice Girls movie, a coupon for a free English lesson (twice), headphones, a CD Rom, videos, a huge box of potato chips, duck meat, a barbecue, several unidentifiable varieties of Japanese snacks, a belt, some sexy women’s underwear (which he tried to wear but couldn’t put on), Matsutake mushrooms, steak, a tent, an attache case, a set of tires, a photo book, and golf balls.

Some things that Nasubi never won during his year and three months of “Living off contests”: clothes, plates, soap, books, a bed or futon, sheets and blankets, pots or pans.

“Uhmm Sir, that’s not how you fasten your seatbelt on the plane..”

A co-worker of mine sent this to me yesterday. I wasn’t sure if this was real or someone just wanted to play a prank on him. It’s funny as hell, and couldn’t even stop laughing when I saw it. One thing that came to mind after reading it.. WTF is Nihonese?