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Category — WTH Are You Thinking?

Did you say…. Tranny?

This is a good example of why you should not write anything in short form, especially when it’s your Facebook status.

This kinda reminds me to something that my buddy said a while ago in his Facebook profile. Unfortunately, you need to understand a little bit of Indonesian to know what he said.

So Rem, did you say you were chasing a tranny because he/she ran with your money and didn’t give you any change?  Hahahahhaaa….

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September 24, 2009   No Comments

Nice Parking Spot

I guess you need to own a Ferrari to be able to park anywhere you want..

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September 23, 2009   No Comments

This is why parents ARE NOT allowed on Facebook!

I thank God everyday for not making my parents join Facebook.

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September 9, 2009   No Comments

WTH is going on here?!

Tsk tsk tsk…  I find this very very disturbing.

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August 20, 2009   No Comments

What Do Dogs Think at a Dog Park?

I gotta admit, Holy Taco surely knows how to come up with good stuff like this flowchart below.  To all dog lovers out there, here’s a flowchart of what your dog is thinking when you take him/her out to a dog park.  As a dog owner, you may want to understand why your dog behaves the way he/she does.

My family has a dog (a golden retriever) and most of the time we don’t understand him.  One minute he wants to watch some telenovela with us, the next minute he goes out to the back terrace and sleeps.  I wasn’t a big fan of dogs before, I’d have a hard time seeing any four-legged creatures walking around the house.  But after we adopted him, it didn’t take me long to grow to adore him.  We call him Sir John.  He’s such an ideal dog for me.

Do you know why I think Sir John is such an ideal dog?  Because he’s clean, doesn’t bark, doesn’t lick, doesn’t step into puddles (because he thinks it’s dirty), and is willing to eat anything I feed him with (including warm rice with lots of spinach).  One more thing, everytime I take him out for a walk, I’d wash his feet/paws before taking him back to the house.. And he never complains about it.  Wooff.. Wooff… I woof you, Sir John.

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May 28, 2009   No Comments

Failed to Make Friend’s Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts

This is wayy too damn funny!  I’m not sure if I should feel sorry for them for being so desperate to have children, or amazed how clearly they took stupidity to the next level.

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May 4, 2009   1 Comment