'Life is nothing but a fart in the breeze, until you follow your fart and see where it goes'

I saw this chart on Cracked.com and being as a huge fan of Steven Seagal, I felt like I needed to share this with you guys.  I’ve been watching Steven Seagal’s movies since I was probably 10.  Starting from his major epics (Above the Law, On a Deadly Ground, Out For Justice, etc) all the way to his straight-to-DVD Blockbusters (Mercenary For Justice, Kill Switch, etc).  Yes, it’s true – he never dies in his movies.  Even though he’s been shot at multiple times and beaten to almost-near death, somehow he would still manage to come out of it alive and end up killing everyone.  Actually, let me take it back..  I think he did die once, in Executive Decisions (with Kurt Russel and John Leguizamo).  He was only a guest-star, thus only spent total 10 minutes in the movie.  Rumor said he wasn’t aware that he was supposed to die in the movie, he got so upset he wouldn’t leave his trailer hahahha..  It took the producers hours to convince him that he WAS supposed to die in the movie because that’s what it SAID in the script.  I believe he asked for the script to be rewritten,but they said it was IMPOSSIBLE for the script to be rewritten because it would change the entire plot..  Hahahahhaa..  Poor Steven.  He’s just so not used to being dead in his movies.

Anyways, this image below shows you how (supposedly) Steven Seagal makes a movie.  Enjoy it!  Click on the image to view the larger version.

Wanna live to 100?  Well you better start drinking a lot of green tea, stop smoking, laugh more, etc because apparently research has shown that by controlling certain factors in your life, living to 100 is much more possible than anyone has previously thought.

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I wonder if he actually tweets from his cellular..

This is so effin’ stupid..  HAHAHAHA…  Avatar role playing??  HAHAHAHA..  That black dude looks so freakin’ ridiculous painted blue and still has his afro.

What the hell is that white thingy they’re using to re-create the Tree of Life?  Wait..  Is that toilet paper??

OK so I got this from coolmaterial.com.  It’s about what would happen if men wrote women’s magazines.  As you probably know, most women’s magazines out there give all kinds of advice to women on how to please men in bed, perfect meal for men, what to buy for men on their birthdays, etc.  On the surface, yes it’s nice that these women’s magazines give out tips and hints to women which aren’t necessarily right but enough to get them on the right track.  In reality, we feel that these tips and hits are really lacking of.. Much needed men’s insights.

So what would happen if these women’s magazines were written by men?

I’d like to take this opportunity tonight to wish all the couples out there a very Happy Valentine’s Day!  Please safe sex and don’t be too rough in bed hahahaha…

Also, as a huge fan of LOST, I’d like to share with you all some LOST Valentine’s Day greeting cards which you can send to your loved ones – assuming your loved ones are also LOST fans.