'Life is nothing but a fart in the breeze, until you follow your fart and see where it goes'

This is way too funny!

I guess as long as you are under 300 lbs, then you’ll definitely be qualified for his date.  Oh and also, you have to master the art of dirty dancing and be willing to do some “stuff” after the prom.  I hope it’s PG-13 stuff.

I was in a cab with my roommate earlier this morning, and we were talking about a bunch of stuff with the cab driver.  I then said something about how excited I am to have a new roommate moving in (yes, a very nice French lady is moving in with us) because she has a Dyson vacuum cleaner.  As you all probably know, Dyson vacuum cleaners are known to be very all high-tech and expensive as hell.  So I told the cab driver how I am really looking forward to using it to vacuum our place since I like to keep everything clean and organized.

And then he responded, “Oh so you like sucking?”

How the hell am I supposed to respond to that?

I wonder how I can get this bathroom sign so I can put it up in our bathroom…  Why can’t all the bathroom signs be delivered via his soothing image and some gentle wordplay?

What would happen if Apple made water?  Click on the image to view the larger version.  I wonder if anyone would want to buy Apple Optional Ingestion Vessel…

Boy I just realized I haven’t posted anything on this blog for almost 6 months!  I figured it was about time for me to post something funny to entertain you all my fine readers.. If there are any.. Hiks..

If you’re a big fan of Harry Potter and you’re also a big fan of “Yo Momma” jokes, you’ll definitely find this Facebook conversation below hilarious.. Hahahha.. I seriously couldn’t stop laughing when I read it.

..HAHAHAH BOOOOYAAAAA!